I Want "Samoa" Them Samoas!

There has been a huge gossip of delicious-tasting cookies! Can anyone guess? Girl Scouts, yes, America's new best friend. Recently, the cookies have been distributed across the United States making American's go ape for these hunger-fulfilling delicates. As of this year, there have been new selections to the list of cookies. The new Dulce de Leche cookies are tastefully simple and small enough to pop in your mouth on the go. The new berry cookies, I'd have to say, are enough to make you want a refund. So why does the Girl Scout company make make new kinds of cookies anyway? As far as I know, it seems that we all like the Thin Mints and Samoas the best. A variety of the original cookies in my case stay the same and never get old. Yes, sometimes it is nice to have new selections, but more than two new cookies on the list is overboard. The reason for the cookies anyway is to get excited about the once-a-year purchase. Because they are only shipped one season out of the year, senseless people purchase a ton of boxes and eat them as fast as they can ask "Am I gaining weight?" So take my advice and put them in the freezer and save the chocolate treats for a bad breakup!

Gaga for Gaga?

ga·ga   [gah-gah]
–adjectiveInformal.
1.
excessively and foolishly enthusiastic.
2.
ardently fond; infatuated.
3.
demented; crazy; dotty.

Yes, it's her again. Well, lets just thank goodness they found a new Miley Cyrus.

Okay, well I don't really like her, but it seems like everyone else does. Here's how I see it: there are two sides to her. Some say she is quite foolish, others fall head over heels with her music. So why is this pop sensation so popular? With her upbeat electronica and dance music, this Lady has got everything when it comes to caked on, glittery, colorful makeup, a totally unsound wardrobe and a so-called "thrilling" composer. 

Others that seem to despise her, or "him" as they say, are missing out on other worlds of music. Her top first hit songs were all the more exciting, but they proceeded to get worse as time let on. Furthermore, her songs let on more "freaky": from Just Dance to Bad Romance, her music has turned somewhere in the road. As believed, the road may soon end for her. Although her music keeps getting popular, her songs are destined to end abruptly. But I guess if you like her, then that's okay too...

Drag Queen? Who knows. Please, we ask a million times, take off your makeup. We want to see the true Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta aka Lady Gaga from New York. I rest my case.