I Want "Samoa" Them Samoas!

There has been a huge gossip of delicious-tasting cookies! Can anyone guess? Girl Scouts, yes, America's new best friend. Recently, the cookies have been distributed across the United States making American's go ape for these hunger-fulfilling delicates. As of this year, there have been new selections to the list of cookies. The new Dulce de Leche cookies are tastefully simple and small enough to pop in your mouth on the go. The new berry cookies, I'd have to say, are enough to make you want a refund. So why does the Girl Scout company make make new kinds of cookies anyway? As far as I know, it seems that we all like the Thin Mints and Samoas the best. A variety of the original cookies in my case stay the same and never get old. Yes, sometimes it is nice to have new selections, but more than two new cookies on the list is overboard. The reason for the cookies anyway is to get excited about the once-a-year purchase. Because they are only shipped one season out of the year, senseless people purchase a ton of boxes and eat them as fast as they can ask "Am I gaining weight?" So take my advice and put them in the freezer and save the chocolate treats for a bad breakup!